Saturday, February 12, 2011

You Know You Live In Ireland When...


Hitting the magazine racks this week, hot off the presses: Your Child's First Communion Magazine!

Holy crap!

(It was scary inside; little girls looking like Texan tween beauty contestants, mothers in swooping necklines, and fathers in pants that were tight in all the right places.)

5 comments:

apotential said...

I WANT IT.

It looks like it'd be way more fun to spend 45 minutes ogling over it compared to Cosmo or Goop.

apotential said...

... wait, ogling isn't the word I wanted. "Making fun of?"

... I think I wanted a word that meant that.

Long day.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Shouldn't they all be covered in high-visibility safety reflecting tape?

iamnothouse.com said...

@ Apo

Hahahaha. I can just see the headlines:

7 Hot Tips to Drive the Congregation Wild

Take Our Salvation Survey: Dame or Damned

Celeb Confessions: What They REALLY Did With The Wafer

Albinoblackbear said...

AP--Yes, I almost bought it solely for the ogling/mocking purpose. I mean if that isn't the ULTIMATE coffee table magazine, I don't know what is.

Grump--Hahah, I think the diamonds in their tiaras serve the same purpose.

IANH--Hahhahah, YES! Nice one. Well, trust me it was only a hairs breadth away from that.