Hitting the magazine racks this week, hot off the presses: Your Child's First Communion Magazine!
Holy crap!
(It was scary inside; little girls looking like Texan tween beauty contestants, mothers in swooping necklines, and fathers in pants that were tight in all the right places.)
5 comments:
I WANT IT.
It looks like it'd be way more fun to spend 45 minutes ogling over it compared to Cosmo or Goop.
... wait, ogling isn't the word I wanted. "Making fun of?"
... I think I wanted a word that meant that.
Long day.
Shouldn't they all be covered in high-visibility safety reflecting tape?
@ Apo
Hahahaha. I can just see the headlines:
7 Hot Tips to Drive the Congregation Wild
Take Our Salvation Survey: Dame or Damned
Celeb Confessions: What They REALLY Did With The Wafer
AP--Yes, I almost bought it solely for the ogling/mocking purpose. I mean if that isn't the ULTIMATE coffee table magazine, I don't know what is.
Grump--Hahah, I think the diamonds in their tiaras serve the same purpose.
IANH--Hahhahah, YES! Nice one. Well, trust me it was only a hairs breadth away from that.
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