How to NOT Make Friends

If you send me a FB request and I don't "friend" you it isn't because I got busy, forgot my password, accidentally deleted the request, or had a mini-stroke and forgot how to add people as friends.

No, it is because I don't want you to be my FB friend.

Here's how to ensure I will never never never never ever add you to that list:

hack into your family members account (who is my friend), go into her inbox, find an email exchange between the two of us and reply to me saying that I should add you as a friend.

Wow. That crosses so many computer etiquette / privacy / creep lines I do not know where to begin. 

*Shudder!!!*

Creepy

Look into my dead, soulless eyes...I beg of you...

Is it just me or does Jimmy Wales look really creepy in this photo? I know the photo is meant to capture him looking all earnest, friendly, and engaging. To me he just looks like a guy who has an eye twitch and a penchant for eating raw kittens.

I would not give this man money (even if I had any). I would walk slowly backwards from him, never losing eye contact until I got far enough to turn and sprint in the opposite direction.

Sorry Jimmy, not this time. Not with that photo.