Yes indeed dear blog readers.
Blister guy came BACK to the ED today.
His chief complaint: "infected blister?"
I call him to triage.
"So...what brings you in today?? Since we saw you here yesterday for your blisters..."
"I wanted to come in 'cuz my blister popped, thought I should get it looked at."
*She walks into med room and hits head as hard as possible against narc cupboard in an effort to wake herself up from the reoccurring nightmare of 'worst abuses of emergency departments which I pay for with my hard earned tax dollars'. Yet she doesn't wake up. And then she hears screaming and soon realises the screaming is coming from her own mouth.*
I wish I was making this up. :)